now it's time for some classic commissioner:

it's jarvis cocker i've been in love with all along and i'll always have him to make me
squeal. jarvis is real. jarvis is dirty and raw. jarvis doesnt worry about whether or not he's
taken a shower. he knows what is and what's not. he knows about washing dishes and
pencil skirts and homemade hardcore pornography. i will have it my way, thank you very
much.
i'm not really kidding about being in love with jarvis cocker. in my more depraved
moments, it often seems like no one understands me better. we have the same
sensibilities.
he gets it right. and simply. and he's fucking sexy. i love jarvis. and i love murikami,
although i'd rather be midori than naoko.
maybe i'll just turn this into a jarvis cocker fansite and say things like, "jarvis baby, i'll
raise my pencil skirt for you anytime." or not.