so tomorrow im off to northampton i guess. to entertain the lesbians with my antics. im tired of having no friends in the city. it sucks ass. if i may be so eloquent. i want ari to come home now! come play with me!!

i thought so. im just sitting around playing dress up. i need more clothes! i didnt think it was possible but it is. more clothes are needed to make me even more superbacana. superbacanerrimo.

i've been eating too much. no friends means fat colin.

maisie has no pitty. she just sits there staring at me half awake waiting for me to give her chocolate. but im smarter than her.