i hear rumor that the commissioner will be re-emerging shortly. how throroughly exciting.

northampton is not exciting but im having a good time. today i ate ice cream from herrel's and walked around the campus talking on the phone with amanda about thong underwear and her baby glo-worm and to ari about school work and the evil kids she takes care of. i scared away two young pot smokers. i suppose i look like a cop or something. however i have never seen a cop so good looking undercover or not.

being here reminds me of amanda and sherry and mina and whitney and the time ari and i drove up here for an admissions interview.

aurora has been overcome with a new sense of moral obligation and has been turning down sexual propositions left and right( and not just from me). how proud of her i am for taking a stand. but she shouldnt be demanding that i come visit her if shes not going to put out.

i ate a giant bacon cheeseburger and now i hurt all on the inside part.

judy is sick we should all pray for her health and her soul in case she doesnt pull through. tomorrow i will visit her at her job in the student center and then there will the the celebratory end of the semester bowl smoking afterwards and apparently aurora and her crazy printmaking friends will be funneling beer in the studio so ive been conned into staying until wednesday i guess. i forgot to bring a single change of underwear or socks.