sooooooooooooo what happened to the baby boy last night (yes, i reserve the right to the name baby despite the birth of caleb)?? well the usual insanity

so i made plans with the girl i met on the internet that has been all on my cock (not literally that was the plan for last night though) for 2 weeks lets just call her laura for after the earl turner show at harrahs (which was everything i could have ever dreamed). when i come out of show i have a missed call from jill (have i mentioned her before? met at a party about a month and a half ago, flirted for a long time and then found out she had a boyfriend. but she was flirting with me too). so jill wants to go out with me or me to come out with her and im supposed to have laura come over to watch i shot andy warhol. what to do what to do. liz gives me her opinion which was you dont really like laura so much youre just interested cause she's interested in you but when you talk to jill you get all smiley and excited plust jill showed up you the party last week so she must be interested. so i told laura that the new meds had given me a serious migraine (i did have a headache but i took some advil and drank some more and it went away) and i went out to meet up with jill. in the end after bruno's maddigan's miss mae's aka the club and then snake & jakes we were making out on the bar. then i took her home because apparently her roomate slept with her(the roomate's) ex boyfriend and needed back up support. tur or not whatever i dont care. so tonight were supposed to have plans. but then laura called me i was sleeping so i didnt answer. i dont want to be an asshole. why am i always made to be the asshole. why do i have to be so beautiful?!

WHY DOES IS ALWAYS HAVE TO POUR WHEN IT RAINS!?!?

in other news. i came home to find george on my computer trying to get guys to come over and fuck him. i told him to use a picture of me, it would be more effective. he just ended up passing out in frot of the computer. poor him.