do you ever get an ingrown hair or two in your pubes and then 100% convince yourself that you have herpes and go to the doctor and demand blood tests even though he says it looks like an ingrown hair only to find out a few days later that its an ingrown hair and you don't have herpes after all of the freaking out and such?

yeah me neither. but i got a wile e. coyote band-aid from the health center. i must scrub scrub scrub. scrubbing hurts. im sensitive.

i was a nun for halloween. i went to wallgreens to buy cigarettes and everyone was staring at me like i was crazy or something.

now this is going to be the week i die.

but i will get me some ssri's on thursday and hopefully some valium as well.

i heart pharmacology