last night i listened to all of "wet from birth" by the faint twice. amber listened four times. and so far today each of us has listened to it once. she says we were meant to be gay eurotrash. i think were just cooler than you!

she loves that i love pulp. she doesnt know men who like pulp. i think weve gone through this already but i dont feel threatened by jarvis' sexuality. then we talked about our cover band. and then we talked about how i used to sing pulp songs to ari in the car on the way home from high school and how annoying it is how perfect she is for me. all through highschool ari had a picture of jarvis on her wall above her desk.

there seem to be a good handful of women who are perfect for me in one way or another.

your task is to be the complete package!